Have YOU Seen F. Scott Fitzgerald?!

The Perp? F. Scott Fitzgerald, author of The Great Gatsby and other works. Considered armed and dapper.
Last Seen? Accosting a man for his bag in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Have YOU Seen This Pirate?

The Perp? A Pirate whose booty includes purses.
Last Seen? Antwerp, Belgium!!

Have YOU Seen This Lobster?

The Perp? A tasty red Lobster.
Last Seen? Bar Harbor, Maine. Considered clawed and dangerous.

Have YOU Seen This Lego Indiana Jones?

The Perp? Lego Indiana Jones, a well known thief of precious items from around the world.
Last Seen? A Walmart in Massachusetts. Down on your luck, Indy?

Have YOU Seen This Rhinoceros?

The Perp? A possibly endangered Rhinoceros.
Last Seen? The Musee D'Orsay Paris, France!!

Have YOU Seen This Moose??

The Perp? A Moose with a taste for scarves ( and handbags!)
Last Seen? In a store in Bar Harbor, Maine!