Have YOU Seen This Dictionary Man?

The Perp? Noah Webster, a lexicographer who recorded such words as:
Guilty-adj.

1 : justly chargeable with or responsible for a usually grave breach of conduct or a crime.

Last seen? West Hartford, CT at the Blue Back Square Mall

Have YOU Seen This Woman?

The Perp? First Lady, Michelle Obama.
Last seen? Dulles Airport, Washington D.C.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PLAYMOBIL PIRATE?

The Perp? A Pirate who works for Playmobil, encouraging 2-4 years olds to pillage for booty.
Last seen? Essex, CT

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHIPMUNK?

The Perp? A chipmunk named Alvin, known for getting into to trouble and dressing like a gangster.
Last seen? Union Square Movie Theatre on his way to see Precious, New York City, NY

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PILLORY?

The Perp? 18th Century pillory, used to publicly humiliate and punish colonial people .
Last seen? Salem, Massachusetts.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CLOWN?

The Perp? McDonald, Ronald. Hangs around children and greasy food.
Last seen? McDonalds in Hartford, CT.