Have YOU Seen F. Scott Fitzgerald?!

The Perp? F. Scott Fitzgerald, author of The Great Gatsby and other works. Considered armed and dapper.
Last Seen? Accosting a man for his bag in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Have YOU Seen This Pirate?

The Perp? A Pirate whose booty includes purses.
Last Seen? Antwerp, Belgium!!

Have YOU Seen This Lobster?

The Perp? A tasty red Lobster.
Last Seen? Bar Harbor, Maine. Considered clawed and dangerous.

Have YOU Seen This Lego Indiana Jones?

The Perp? Lego Indiana Jones, a well known thief of precious items from around the world.
Last Seen? A Walmart in Massachusetts. Down on your luck, Indy?

Have YOU Seen This Rhinoceros?

The Perp? A possibly endangered Rhinoceros.
Last Seen? The Musee D'Orsay Paris, France!!

Have YOU Seen This Moose??

The Perp? A Moose with a taste for scarves ( and handbags!)
Last Seen? In a store in Bar Harbor, Maine!

Have YOU Seen This TV Personality?

The Perp? NBC Today Show Anchor and "alleged" philanderer Matt Lauer.
Last Seen? The NBC Experience Store: Rockefeller Plaza, New York City, NY

Have YOU Seen The First Chinese Emperor?

The Perp? First Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang, known for his "Terracotta Army" of soldiers to help in the after life--stealing purses!
Last Seen? San Diego Chinese Historical Museum, San Diego, CA.

Have YOU Seen This Duck?

The Perp? A nasty duck who hangs out with a naked lady. BOTH violators of the law!
Last Seen? The lobby of Radio City Music Hall in New York City, NY.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??

The Perp? Albert Einstein, father of modern physics and theories of relativity.
Where? The Griffith Observatory, Los Angeles, CA

Have YOU Seen This Cow?

The Perp? A mischevious cow.

Last Seen? Bubby's Restaurant in Tribeca, New York City, NY.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHARK?

The Perp? Jaws, a great white shark, who is previously wanted for the death of many beachgoers.
Where? Last seen at Universal Studios, Los Angeles, CA

Have YOU seen this Flapper?

The Perp? Betty Boop: flapper, sex symbol, and pin-up girl.
Last Seen? Las Vegas, Nevada

Have YE Seen This Man?

The Perp? A Colonial grist mill worker, circa 1790.
Last Seen? Old Sturbridge Village, Mass.

Have YOU Seen This Man?

The Perp? Elvis Presley, popular American singer and heartbreaker.
Last Seen? Dick's Last Resort restaurant in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Have YOU Seen This Man?

The Perp? Jeremiah Lanphier, Christian Revivalist!
Last Seen? Sitting outside of the American Bible Society on the Upper West Side.

Have YOU seen this woman?

The Perp? Answers to the name Eve. May have an accomplice named Adam nearby.
Last seen? The Time Warner Center, Columbus Circle, New York City, New York.

Have YOU Seen This Dictionary Man?

The Perp? Noah Webster, a lexicographer who recorded such words as:
Guilty-adj.

1 : justly chargeable with or responsible for a usually grave breach of conduct or a crime.

Last seen? West Hartford, CT at the Blue Back Square Mall

Have YOU Seen This Woman?

The Perp? First Lady, Michelle Obama.
Last seen? Dulles Airport, Washington D.C.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PLAYMOBIL PIRATE?

The Perp? A Pirate who works for Playmobil, encouraging 2-4 years olds to pillage for booty.
Last seen? Essex, CT